The things in the bible as written by some children.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the twelve decibels.
- The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
- The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him! [Source unknown]
God said to Noah, "Go forth out of the Ark," but in the excitement of the crush at the door, he ended up going tenth. Baptists in America cop a fair bit of flack for being "ultra religious republicans." But one thing they are great at is coming up with slogans for their signs.
G K Chesterton has it well summed up.
Counting sheep doesn't work for you? Maybe this will!
Oh, and I find the best way to get to sleep is to force myself to stay awake. Try it!
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